Wildsville Man (wyaldz-vil-mahn): Someone who
reaks of awsomeness.
Bio: By El Chupacabra (wildsvillez number one fan) .
From what I gathered Wildsville boy was born in
Chi-Town back in 1972.
The youngest of five boys, he lived a very happy and
normal life.
He was a D- student except for Art class and PE
were he excelled.
His whit became his defense to protect him from his
four older brothers.
Wildsvilles mind was molded by super friends cartoons,
WWF wrestling, Night Court and Family Ties.
But that is were Wildsville Boy story ends.
Much like Jesus Christ many years were lost.
Wildsville boy we believe became WILDSVILLE MAN!!!
Wildsville man was born of a toothless hillbilly artist
from Swine City, Arkansas and a Jackal.
He is artfully tactless and quick witted.
He is dangerous with the one-liners and watches way
to much TV.
But the one thing that never changes is this:
He ends his sentences with... dig?
He looks great in a fez!!
He can pour a mean drink!!! O.K. Maybe thats three things!!!!!!!Dig? |